…those were the words she spoke when I finally decided to stop ignoring her calls at or around 2 am.
Me: *still half asleep: "Hello"
Her: *with even more attitude than the first time: "Who's this?!?!?!"
Me: *sittin' up in bed: "Excuse me
Her: *screamin' into the phone like she was speakin' to someone with hearin' problems "I said…I wanna know who the hell this is!"
Me: *wide awake now: "Ummm…you callin' my house…I should be askin' you that."
Her: "Well this is Malik's girlfriend and son's mother Shonda…" [<--- She said that shit like it was supposed to mean somethin' y'all LOL] -- "I wanna know who this, where Malik is and why the hell you answerin' his phone that I pay the bill for?!?!"
I don't know why but in that instant, I totally pictured her exactly like THIS:
Me: "You got the wrong number hun…there's nobody here by that name."
Her: *super sarcastic-like "Whatchu mean there's nobody here by that name. (???) I know what I dialed and I need you to tell Malik that he betta STOP fuckin' wit me and get his ass on this phone before there be some problems."
Me: "Look…Again I'ma say…there's nobody here by that name."
At this point, she gets quiet. I'm guessing a light bulb went off and chick decided to look at her phone to make sure she dialed the right number.Ol' bobble head ass bioooootch!
Her: "Oooooooooh snap…you know what…I'm sorry Miss. I dialed the wrong area code but otherwise, you have the same phone number as my son's farva" (<--- that's how she pronounced it y'all). "I'm sooooooooo sorry.
O_o
I wanted to get in her ass. Not only did she wake me up from a peaceful sleep but she was callin' MY house at a booty call hour with some n*gga shit.
Her: "Its just that….well….you know how these men do and I needed to make sure my baby farva wasn't laid up with one of his otha baby mothers."
Me: *staring blankly at the phone before disconnecting her call and sayin' a silent prayer for her ol' silly ass.
::shakin' my damn head::
Me: *still half asleep: "Hello"
Her: *with even more attitude than the first time: "Who's this?!?!?!"
Me: *sittin' up in bed: "Excuse me
Her: *screamin' into the phone like she was speakin' to someone with hearin' problems "I said…I wanna know who the hell this is!"
Me: *wide awake now: "Ummm…you callin' my house…I should be askin' you that."
Her: "Well this is Malik's girlfriend and son's mother Shonda…" [<--- She said that shit like it was supposed to mean somethin' y'all LOL] -- "I wanna know who this, where Malik is and why the hell you answerin' his phone that I pay the bill for?!?!"
Me: "You got the wrong number hun…there's nobody here by that name."
Her: *super sarcastic-like "Whatchu mean there's nobody here by that name. (???) I know what I dialed and I need you to tell Malik that he betta STOP fuckin' wit me and get his ass on this phone before there be some problems."
Me: "Look…Again I'ma say…there's nobody here by that name."
At this point, she gets quiet. I'm guessing a light bulb went off and chick decided to look at her phone to make sure she dialed the right number.
Her: "Oooooooooh snap…you know what…I'm sorry Miss. I dialed the wrong area code but otherwise, you have the same phone number as my son's farva" (<--- that's how she pronounced it y'all). "I'm sooooooooo sorry.
O_o
I wanted to get in her ass. Not only did she wake me up from a peaceful sleep but she was callin' MY house at a booty call hour with some n*gga shit.
Her: "Its just that….well….you know how these men do and I needed to make sure my baby farva wasn't laid up with one of his otha baby mothers."
Me: *staring blankly at the phone before disconnecting her call and sayin' a silent prayer for her ol' silly ass.
::shakin' my damn head::
Whoo Lawd... people these days are so extra. Why isn't the correct number saved in her phone anyway??
Just a litany of questions with no answers.
That is some pure comedy sh*t.
LOL!!!! Oh man.. I probably would have played along, ESPECIALLY since she had the wrong area code, HA!
Ah man, too funny. I can't imagine someone callin my phone with such nonsense. And she's tryin to make sure he's not laid up with his other babies' mamas?!? well if babies are already in the picture than she at least 9 months too late on that count lol. Hot mess.com
So she dialed the wrong number of the father of her child wanting to make sure he wasn't 'laid up' with one of the other mothers of his of his children? Lawd! Poor thang.
That picture is perfect! I am sure that was the exact scene in her bedroom. That was just too much.
LMAOOOO! That's exactly what she and her bedroom looked like too! She deserves to get the fire slapped out of her. SMDH
LMAO!! Whew goodness! Thrown a neck roll in and animate that pic? Exactly what she looked like!
WOW! I've gotten one of those late night calls before and I felt so sorry for the girl. I just kept saying he's not here! My number was in his phone because he detailed cars!
lolololol. Hilarious. hehehhe.
lolololol. Hilarious. hehehhe.